Attack the Person Above You 1.0

Attack the person above you in the coolest or most random way you can think of.

*destroys person above me with a missile*

*Slaps with a rubber chicken*

*hits with frozen beaver*

Fear the beaver <.<

*slaps with raw tuna* HA!

*shoots with desert eagle*
=O

*watches as Leon flies by me due to the power of the desert eagle* Sweeeet...

* places pie in front of Leon and hits him, sending his face into the pie*

*Kicks a Soccer ball into your face* "Goal!!!"

*sends a bat into your ears, destroying your innards*

wth

i can keep a very good stance while shooting a D. Eagle..the kick isn't that big

but

*gets into a proned position and shoots with a M82 Barrett*

EAT 50. CAL AGAIN!

*digs burrow hole and strikes Leon from below*

*Smashes you in the face with a Baseball Bat for a "SMASHHHH!!! Hit.*

*dematerializes you*

*Calls meteors from the atmosphere to crash into you*

*leaps to the side and hoses down meteor and it crashes into you*

*Pulls a Spear from somewhere...and "Jumps!" onto your head*

*flings blood in your eyes*

*Blows up the planet, killing all....*

*strikes lightning on you*

*Throws a pebble at you*

*flings fire plushie at you*

*Sprays you with Acid*

*Stabs you with a rusty spoon*

*Throws Japan at you*

*beats u over the head with a bat*

the animal

*Launches a Nuclear Missle at you*